So, pretty sure
I just changed my name from beanpastekitten to meowmeowmoustache Just fyi
Feelin bad ass
Listening to a pretty sweet 90’s pop station on Pandora. Base it off of B*Witched and you’re golden. B*Witched *NSync Back Street Boys t.A.t.u. A Teens Hoku Michelle Branch Helllllz yeah. So far so good.
Fabulous Anti Jokes
How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her. A dyslexic man walks into a bra. Whats green and has wheels? Grass, I lied about the wheels. Your momma’s so fat that she should probably be worried about the increased risk of cardiovascular disease. What did the lawyer say to the other lawer? “We are both lawyers.” A white guy, a black guy,...
I wonder how many people misinterpret “Cyber Monday”
bully-pulpit asked: http://cdn.anyhub.net/thebest404pageever/swf/snap_your_shit.swf
Click Meee →
DEAR GOD JUST DO IT ; - ;
reblog if you want (1) cute message from someone.
What if my followers actually asked me questions
tinibabe: What if… What if indeed…
Today has been
So stupid. Stupid stupid. Dumb dumb dumb. I miss my boy already. I am so disappoint in this day. Repressed beyond belief right now. Guh. Watching 500 Days of Summer now. This is both great and depressing.
I feel like destroying something beautiful.
Night is totally ruined…. FYI kids, be nice to someone when it will potentially fuck up all of your plans and someone else’s. Cuz tonight that means NO RAVE FOR ME. SO. ANGRY. And I don’t even personally know the person I’m angry at!!! GAHHHH!!! *sigh* At least I get to see the boyfriend for a little bit… Hopefully he will soothe my rage…