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s1ngforthemoment:
my french teacher taught for one year then quit/got fired because he smokes weed and so after he left we all friended him on facebook and now he posts statuses like these
augie is his dog
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7th Grade me: I will never smoke weed in my life
11th grade me: Bruh
AHAHA XD
how to give an awful handjob
listinthings:
be unaware of where the penis is
scream into the penis
use the back of your hand
slap the penis and call it “buddy”
condescend to the penis
set your hand on fire
Oooooh, yeah. All classic rookie mistakes.
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ultraprism:
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rudeandspookydoctor:
There were a group of kids playing outside the dining hall dressed up in superhero costumes and running around. Iron Man was a little girl who kept trying to grab Captain America. The boy playing Cap screamed out “STOP TRYING TO KISS ME IRON MAN!”
WAT
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kawaiians:
I HATE ACCIDENTALLY HURTING DOGS THEY SCREAM AND THEN THEY ACT LIKE THEYRE SORRY AND ITS THEIR FAULT AND THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU FUCKING STEPPED ON THEM OR PICKED THEM UP WRONG THEY TRUSTED YOU AND YOU HURT THEM
; - ;
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